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How to read LOLtarotz:

In kitteh taroh, deze ar teh majur arkana an wat dey meenz:

Teh ful: U ar ful for nawt feed teh kitteh

Teh majishun: U maks fud apeer

Teh hai preestess: U prayz fur moar fud

Teh empres: U decreez dat I gets fud

Teh empror: U lissen to teh empres

Teh heerophant: I dunno wat dis is. Gib me fud.

Teh luvrs: I luv u if u giv me fud

Teh chariot: U gets me draiv-thru fud

Strenf: I needz fud to get it

Teh Hermit: I go haid alown until I getz fud

Teh Weel of 4tune: Go on stoopy sho an winz muneys so I can has fud

Justis: Is me getting fud

Teh Hangd Man: Is wat u be if I dun get fud

Def: Wat happenz wif no fud

Temprans: I help u be temprant by eetin ur fud 4 u

Teh Devl: Dun gib me fud an u meet hims.

Teh Towr: Meens teh pantree

Teh Star: Go se astologur; she sez gimme fud

Teh Moon: Luks laik cookee; gimme cookee

Teh Sun: Luks laik cheez fur cheezburger; gimme cheezburger

Judgmint: I judg u gimme fud

Teh World: I ownz it; brings al teh fud to me.

Nao, pik a kard.

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Posted by Angela-Eloise at 10:04 AM