Where is the Moon today? I swear, something is truly weird in the universe when this is today's news: Las Vegas Passes Public Defecation Law

City officials have made it illegal to sleep within 500 feet of urine or feces, but the city attorney says the new law was passed by mistake and won't be enforced.

The new ordinance makes it illegal to "knowingly establish" sleeping quarters near defecation unless that "deposit" is made in an appropriate sanitary facility. It was passed unanimously by the Las Vegas City Council as part of a bill making it a misdemeanor to go to the bathroom in public.

Knowingly establish sleeping quarters near defacation? Um... DUH! Do you know anyone who wants to sleep near urine or feces?

I'm laughing my ass off all the way to the fridge where I'm going to take out that bottle of wine I have chilling and pop that sucker open. It's almost 5.

TGIF everyone! (and watch where you sleep tonight!)

Posted by Angela-Eloise at 4:46 PM