If this group of people in Lausanne, Switzerland can stop global warming, then surely a bunch of talented witches could get rid of George Bush.

Thanks to SFGate's Day in Pictures for the photo.

At exactly 12:39:13 p.m., the citizens of Lausanne, Switzerland, leap into the air on cue from Prof. Hans Peter Niesward of the "Institute for Gravitational Physics" in Munich. Niesward, who in real life is German artist Torsten Lauschmann, wanted 600 million people in the Western Hemisphere to jump simultaneously in order to push the Earth out of its current orbit into a new one. Which would, of course, prevent global warming.

What I propose is this: On an upcoming Dark Moon (which is one of the best times for banishing spells) we coordinate as many witches across the country as possible to simultaneously perform a spell to remove George Bush from office.

No need to wait until the next Presidential election either. I mean, the longer our juju is percolating the better and with major Congressional and Senate seats being decided this November, the Democrats can use all of the associative energy they can get, right? We can always perform the spell again in 2008 for good measure.

My recommendation is that we do this at Midnight on Friday, September 22 while the Moon is in Virgo. The New Moon begins at 7:45 am and coincides with a void of course so we'll want to be done before then. Performing the spell at midnight gives us the strength of the witching hour, the Dark Moon, and the last hours of the Moon in Virgo. Virgo energy is good for taking care of things that require painstaking attention. Since Virgo tends to lean toward the fastidious, it's also a good time for cleaning house. Need I say more?

Through the magick of the internet - which we know is considerable - we can contact thousands upon thousands of witches from coast to coast. Email threads. Blogs. Witchvox. We'll use them all. Imagine how many witches we could summon! Imagine the power! Imagine a Democrate in office!

Posted by Angela-Eloise at 10:31 AM